If I was a language dictator …

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We are all prisoners of our mother tongue, in a way. Often we like to believe that our way of speaking is natural and healthy, while other languages ​​are exotic and indulge in nonsense that no Christian person can understand. At the same time, we probably realize deep down that speakers of these languages ​​could see us the same way.

In my more megalomaniacal moments, I have sometimes pondered what features I would incorporate into the Swedish language, if I was an almighty dictator. Now let’s remember that linguists are not supposed to have opinions about “good” and “bad” languages, but sometimes it is hard not to be struck by a feeling of: “Why don’t we have this extremely practical …